Monday, February 27, 2017

Fat

Fats Domino turned 89 yesterday.

A year younger than Archie, my dead crotchety old neighbor, 2 years gone.

Archie was skinny.

"You never see old fat guys!"

Well, sometimes you do.  I wish I could lead the lifestyle Churchill had, who died at 91.  His last 10 years were a little less vital because of strokes.  Fine.  I'll cut out 99% of the cigars and half the booze Churchill drank.  I should live fat dumb and happy until age 130 like that. 

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