Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Wonder what the poor people are doing...

If I ever won a billion dollar lottery, obviously I would engage many servants.

A valet, a driver, a groundskeeper and staff, a housekeeper and staff, a chef, a gun-bearer for my safaris.  Somebody to assist in the raising of my orchids.

But I would like to retain a brisket-smoker so I never run out of properly prepared beef.  Day or night.



Excuse me, won't you?

WOODHOUSE!  MAKE EGGS!

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I would also have Follies.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 19, 2017 at 11:43 AM

    You didn't provide recipe and/or instructions for the brisket

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  2. New Jovian ThunderboltApril 19, 2017 at 5:52 PM

    that's my staff's job

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  3. MartyApril 22, 2017 at 9:55 AM

    Eggs Woodhouse: https://youtu.be/eVgmI-YF16g

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