High School

If you pay attention you notice that High Schools seem to be packed in like sardines around my house.  High density, chockablock, public schools.  Even after the mass closures in the 1980s when the Boomers grew up and left.  I live next to one.  The third closest is Rockville, where I posted about a bit ago, and has an update today.  The second closest high school is Albert Einstein.  I took an SAT there back in 1982 when I was in Junior High.

Today, the news at Einstein is they found a stolen car in the parking lot.  Inside it was an AR stolen from a police cruiser.  Dun dun dunnnnnnn...  That extra attention drew police there and they eventually notices another stolen car.  With a shotgun stolen from the same prowler-car.  Curiouser and curiouser.  Car thieves caught.  High school kids.  I'm sure their parents are proud.

Keeping an eye out for Kennedy, the fourth closest high school.  All within a 5 mile circle.  You can tell they are old.  New High Schools have to be named after gay female racial minorities, for balance and such.

You want old, fuddy duddy white males you gotta go further south into the city.  This was all farmland here in 1950, so we get new wave white males.  10 miles further north and they name schools after that teacher that died on the Challenger and Senator Mikulski.