Monday, February 26, 2018

Bird Flu

CDC worker falls ill, goes home early, vanishes.

I have contacts at the Center for Disease Control.  They tell me the public code phrase for a zombie outbreak is 'Bird Flu'. 

Sorta like when they page Doctor Redbird at the hospital over the intercom.  There is no Doc Redbird.  That just means there is a fire.  "Doctor Redbird, report to the 3rd floor east stairwell, please." and then you see janitors running with fire extinguishers to the 3rd floor.

I asked my contacts if this guy that's missing is a Bird Flu situation.  They are keeping mum about it.
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2 comments:

  1. Old NFOFebruary 26, 2018 at 6:51 PM

    Strange is right...

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  2. ProudHillbillyFebruary 28, 2018 at 1:29 PM

    One more benefit of not being the most sociable person in the world. Only my granddaughter passes bugs to me.

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