Friday, November 23, 2018

Black Friday

I was thinking, you know what might be fun for the more ornery among us?

Staging fake Black Friday fights.  "GIMME BACK MY TICKLE ME ELMO!"

So what is stopping me?  Empathy for the store staff, and worries my fake fights might make others panic and do real fights.

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