Saturday, March 30, 2019

I have no idea

I have no idea.  Why everyone that runs into Joe Biden doesn't just cup his crotch.  Reach down and give a little jiggle-heft.

I mean it's not like he has any room to complain about it.

Seriously, if you are ever in a situation where you are going to shake hands with the man, do so, and with your left a little 'how's our father' down there.  Nothing violent.  A friendly little flirty grasp.  Even if you are full on hetero male that thinks Ron Swanson is a bit too swishy.   Don't mean you have to marry him, or anyting.  Keep in the spirit of the thing.  No hate.  If it causes a commotion be prepared to look innocent and go, "What?"  You're just greeting the man.  Not like you are nuzzling his neck from behind and kissing him.

2 comments:

  1. Cop #1...'what the hell??'....
    Cop #2...'oh geeze'....
    Man in suit...'seriously?'
    Biden...'Ohhhhhh yea'...

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  2. What's that scene in the original "Crocodile Dundee" movie when he grabs the crotch of the really butch looking woman?
    If women a little older than Joe Biden started doing this to Lil' Joe, do you think the media would keep silent on the unconsented-to touching as they do when it's Joe or "Swimmer" Ted, or others of the approved political persuasion?

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