You don't have to dress up and can get Levis real cheap.
Cheese comes in aerosol cans!
They say the streets are paved with coal.
Why do they call eggplants 'aubergines'?
When you are on a sinking ship, why do you have toss over the women and children first? Does that cut the weight and keep the ship floating a lil longer?
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