Thursday, January 23, 2020

Zombacalyspe

"Coronavirus"

It's a good name.  Flows off the tongue.  

Yet another cover story for the zombie plague.  Don't worry gov't agencies are ON IT.  

The Zeds always start in China.  They think they've contained the Shamblors to just the one province, by locking it off.


And the mortality rate only doubles every week.  There is plenty of time.  Like 30 more weeks before the death toll top 9 billion.  Three dead the first week, six dead last week, up to 17 dead this week and it's only Thursday.  Doom!


And while outlooks on the topic of disease...  A head cold made the round here about a month ago.   And based on FB, it hit where you are too.  About the same time.  Nose flowing like a fountain but mildish.

Now, the flu, which is impacting people that got the season's flu shot, too, is hitting here.  And there.  This flu involves vomiting.  Great.   

1 comment:

  1. This seems to be a particularly bad year for flu and colds.

    What we don't need this some genetically engineered chinese super plauge

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