Wednesday, February 26, 2020

I am not at risk

"Democrat presidential hopeful Mike Bloomberg suggested average Americans are placed at higher risk of death or injury by having a gun in their home."

Not me.  But, as you all know, I am clearly way above average.  So he's not talking about me.
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2 comments:

  1. BobFFebruary 27, 2020 at 6:31 AM

    Considering the number of us who truly are not at the least possible risk, ...
    and the definition of "average,"...
    the bottom end must be in rEAlly bad shape.

    Or Bloomberg is so far out there lying his ass off that even his own shouldn't believe him.

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  2. RitchieFebruary 29, 2020 at 8:46 PM

    So many of us are so far above average that the stats just don't apply.

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