You still haven't noticed that we're generally fine with y'all killing each other as long as the oil keeps flowing, right?
Some plague wiping y'all out just makes the oil extraction thing simpler because then we don't have to deal with your "quaint" local customs and your feelings any more.
So get sick and die! We offered to help, because we're actually pretty nice as a culture, and you declined.
Better yet the quaint local customs of Midland Odessa generally deal in what highschool football team you follow and result in a good hearted razzing on Monday morning after the Friday night game.
I reserve the right to delete patently offensive comments. Or, really, any comment I feel like. Or I might leave a really juicy comment up for private ridicule. Also spammers.
You can always offend hippies in the comment section. Chances are, those will be held up as a proper example...
Don't want the vaccine?
ReplyDeleteYou still haven't noticed that we're generally fine with y'all killing each other as long as the oil keeps flowing, right?
Some plague wiping y'all out just makes the oil extraction thing simpler because then we don't have to deal with your "quaint" local customs and your feelings any more.
So get sick and die! We offered to help, because we're actually pretty nice as a culture, and you declined.
Better yet the quaint local customs of Midland Odessa generally deal in what highschool football team you follow and result in a good hearted razzing on Monday morning after the Friday night game.
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