How a zombie epidemic would play out
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 15, 2020
Day 1: Zombies appear
Day 3: All toilet paper gone
Day 9: Are zombies racist? Tune into MSBC to find out
Day 13: Red Robin's swamped. Epidemic grows.
Day 24: Zombies overrun cities
Day 33: Dems push new abortion bill
Day 41: Civilization ends
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