Thursday, June 3, 2021

Reiteration

Multiple Myeloma.  BAD bad.  Stop putting all that money into a 401k and don't buy any green bananas.  Pick out a playlist for the funeral.  (Mine would have been Pop Goes the Weasel on loop.)

Lympho Plasmacytic Lymphoma.  You can linger for decades with this.  Don't give away all your guns to worthy friends and relatives.

I have the second one.  Was only briefly scared I had the first.

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2 comments:

  1. New Jovian ThunderboltJune 3, 2021 at 5:51 PM

    There had been some confusion

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  2. Windy WilsonJune 8, 2021 at 1:50 AM

    My mother had the ONLY Thyroid cancer that will kill you before whatever else ails you will do the job.
    Even with the longer-term diagnosis, my sympathy is with you, man.

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