Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Heyyyy!

If I talk about it here, it happens in real life.  You are like a reverse jinx.

Got the call from the drug people, my Chemo is coming.

Unlike Walter White, it will be a capsule.  Huh.  Twice daily acalabrutinib.  AKA Calquence.  Almost anti-climactic, unless the monster returns from what you thought was a sure death to give you a jump scare at the end of the movie.


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Wait!  The Oncologist says I still gotta get IV fluids.  Can't Gatorade do the trick, Doc?


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Oh crap, and a crap load of other pills.  For weird stuff.  I was totally wrong on how easy this would be.  But we ARE postponing that Endoscopy, so that is good.

Daily pill to help the kidneys process out all the protein

A pill for nauseas if needed

A  pill three times a week to defend from a pnuemonia

A pill twice a day to fend off Shingles, and, yes, even if I had the Shingles shot.  

Ugh.  

3 comments:

  1. "We'll be by after 4”

    "We were there at 2 and no one was home"

    :|

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  2. Hang in there, and hope it works and helps you beat the disease.

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  3. Dayum. That's some nasty shit.

    I'll be hoping for you.

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