Tuesday, February 8, 2022

Mask Advances

If you put pantyhose over your head while wearing your China Virus mask it makes it more effective.  The panty hose makes the mask fit tighter, but it does make bank clerks and gas station cash register operators nervous. 



You know, Vice, if you put a plastic bag over your head and duck-tape it around the neck real tight, in 10 minutes it will be even MORE effective in not spreading the virus ever again. 

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2 comments:

  1. Old 1811February 8, 2022 at 10:57 AM

    I tried it with fishnet pantyhose. It didn't work so well.

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  2. New Jovian ThunderboltFebruary 8, 2022 at 1:52 PM

    Gotta get this post in today. By the weekend all the masks will be off again. Trust the Polling!

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