Saturday, March 26, 2022

"If you can't swallow"

"Then you should be drinking protein shakes and smoothies."

I'd rather lose another 100 pounds than drink one of them. I am not so desperate to resort to those vile things.  

Just give me the laudanum, Hostetler.

3 comments:

  1. Aaaand the problem is that those types of shakes (and things like Ensure) tend to be full of sugar. Which literally feeds tumors. If you are going to do shakes, make your own out of whole foods.

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  2. I once read from a reliable source that cancer tumors like fructose best- though they will suck up whatever they can.

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  3. You might check out keto chow as a meal replacement. Tons of flavor options. Sugar free. And they are an actual meal replacement. You add your own fat to make it however many calories you want. I don't want to come across as a seller, just an enthusiastic customer. One thing to note they are not a dot com company. Their address is dot xyz.

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