Monday, September 14, 2009

One Last Thing

One last thing before I succumb to this H1N1 virus and shuffle off this mortal coil.

Trollop wants to go to a pumpkin holocaust, but by the time November rolls around I'll be dead dead dead in the cold cold cold ground.

Does anyone know of a similar event as THIS that Saucy Trollop could attend? The woman REALLY hates pumpkins after November First.
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2 comments:

  1. The Armed CanadianSeptember 14, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    You could always go to Punkin Chunkin and see the evil orange globes get hurled and destroyed in a variety of fun, medieval ways.

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  2. New Jovian ThunderboltSeptember 14, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Trollop doesn't HATE punkins, per se. She doesn't mind when they meet their splatty end, but she wants to be the one handing out Gourd justce, 12 gauge style.

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