Monday, September 14, 2009

rumors of my demise...

Turns out, I'm ok.

It wasn't Swine Flu as I am still alive. Since Swine Flu has a mortality rate of 116% (I am going by numbers/estimates of the Mainstream Media) I must have had something else.

Maybe it was just gas.

Sorry for those of you vultures that had your eyes on my gear. I bet you feel kinda silly NOW, huh? All that money spent on voodoo doll hocus pocus was for naught.
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2 comments:

  1. Bob S.September 14, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Bolt,

    I am hurt that you would think I would spend money on voodoo dolls. I'm too cheap for that.

    Geessh, try to help a guy out by carrying on his legacy and I get called a vulture :)

    I maybe but that isn't any reason to call me one.

    Glad you are feeling better

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  2. New Jovian ThunderboltSeptember 15, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    No worries, Bob. Sneaking the arsenal out of Maryland might have been more burdensome anyway.

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