Wow! I could win 1000 rounds of .380 via Firearm Blog and Lucky Gunner. What would I do with it? Probably give it to Breda, she always seems like she's in a .380 drought. I can just see the scene when I present my offering...
T-Bolt: Here you go Breda. I know they're your favorite.
Breda: Why, THANK you, T-Bolt. They ARE. And I love the color.
Mike: Hey! Aren't you being a bit too familiar with my missus?
T-Bolt: It's not like that! It's not like that!
Breda: Now, boys...
Mike: You are being a bit too familiar, I think.
T-Bolt: No no. No no nonono. (Oh GAWD his meaty fists are as big as the buckets on a front-end loader) You don't understand.
Breda: Remember your blood pressure? I thought we'd have to take you to the Emergency Room on election night.
Mike: I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR ARMS WITH MY BARE HANDS!
T-Bolt: Eep.
Breda: Oh dear...
Mike: I'M GONNA PLAY YOUR HEAD LIKE A PETER CRISS DRUM KIT! WITH YOUR OWN ARMS!
T-Bolt: Wow, look at the time. Too bad I can't stay.
Mike: C'mere you! You can't get away! Why you little!
T-Bolt: Yoinks. ~dodge~
Mike: I'M GONNA TWIST YOUR HEAD AROUND SO YOU CAN SEE TO POP YOUR OWN BACK-ZITS!
T-Bolt: Runrunrunrunrun.
Mike: STOP RUNNING! YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED! I'M GONNA POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND LIKE A CIRCUS-TENT STAKE!
T-Bolt: Sprintsprintsprintsprint ~pant~ ~pant~ ~pant~... sprintsprintsprintsprintsprintsprint
Mike: Come back here, you!!!
Breda: Oooo! He left the ammo! Score!
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So maybe I haven't thought through all the angles yet on this ammo dealie. At least the 'after I win' part.
Hey look, Magtech (one of my favorite brands) is down to $22 for a box of .380 now on Lucky Gunner. A year ago if was well over $30 when you found it at your local gunshop. I just over paid by a good deal on some .38 special at my local store, but I needed stuff that wasn't +p for the range this weekend. The .38 cost more than the .357. Don't pay that for a bulk purchase. Not with online resources like Lucky Gunner.
Funny thing, I thought the exact same thing about what I would do with it. Except I don't think Mike would be that upset about it. Saves his budget and lets him buy more ammo for his rifle practice. :)
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