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Sunday, July 8, 2012
Bank Precautions
"Banks are now advising parents to think carefully before naming their child’s first pet. For security reasons, the chosen name should have at least eight characters, a capital letter and a digit."
In related news, Banks are advising Cities to change the names of streets in residential areas to include at least 8 characters, a capital letter and a digit.
I reserve the right to delete patently offensive comments. Or, really, any comment I feel like. Or I might leave a really juicy comment up for private ridicule. Also spammers.
You can always offend hippies in the comment section. Chances are, those will be held up as a proper example...
And remember, change the pet's name every 60 days.
ReplyDelete"Well Mr.Schnickers3, You must now answer to ClydeThe1-derCat"
ReplyDeleteNot necessary, since my mother's maiden name was P3d3r53N?.
ReplyDeleteYour mother's maiden name had a special character (?) in it? AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteIn related news, Banks are advising Cities to change the names of streets in residential areas to include at least 8 characters, a capital letter and a digit.
ReplyDeleteTam, your poor Grandmother!
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