Thursday, September 5, 2013

I'm Sure It Isn't An Easy 'A'

University of California Irvine is offering a Zombie course (h/t Bubblehead Les).

8 week course.  So, like Boot Camp.  We just need to make it mandatory for everyone registered with Selective Service.  THEN we'd be ready for the coming Level 4 outbreak.  Then, we might have a chance.

But there is no mention of the marksmanship training and standards.  I'm sure it's just an oversight.  With luck they will stress that you never select a shotgun as your primary anti-zombie firearm. It's great for onesy twosey, but zombies travel in hordes. The reload time is onerous, and the ammo, while effective, is heavy and bulky and short ranged.
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2 comments:

  1. JonSeptember 5, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    Didn't Larry Correia have one of his characters using a fully automatic shotgun in a Monster Hunter book? That would be effective.

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  2. Old NFOSeptember 5, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    IS Kalifornia, no guns allowed...

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