Or buy those plastic safety-razor things, if you must shave. For even if you don't slash yer dam-fool neck open with the straight razor, when you go in to get stitches, you may wind up in the ding ward on a 72-hr psych hold.
I reserve the right to delete patently offensive comments. Or, really, any comment I feel like. Or I might leave a really juicy comment up for private ridicule. Also spammers.
You can always offend hippies in the comment section. Chances are, those will be held up as a proper example...
Stubble time... :-)
ReplyDeleteUm, put. down. the razor.
ReplyDeleteOr buy those plastic safety-razor things, if you must shave. For even if you don't slash yer dam-fool neck open with the straight razor, when you go in to get stitches, you may wind up in the ding ward on a 72-hr psych hold.
I took a laxative. That fixed up the cough right away.
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