Saturday, June 10, 2017

This is a HORRIBLE news story

"Suspect allegedly shot someone with shotgun shell filled with breakfast cereal."

Big long story omitting crucial info.

What KIND of cereal?  It's the most important detail the reader wants to know.  Captain Crunch would be as deadly a #4 Goose Shot.

Oh wait, read to the end.  It was Rice Krispies.  My bad.
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1 comment:

  1. AntibubbaJune 14, 2017 at 1:41 AM

    That guy is lucky--muesli would have gone clean through him.

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