"Suspect allegedly shot someone with shotgun shell filled with breakfast cereal."
Big long story omitting crucial info.
What KIND of cereal? It's the most important detail the reader wants to know. Captain Crunch would be as deadly a #4 Goose Shot.
Oh wait, read to the end. It was Rice Krispies. My bad.
GOP Has Some of the Dumbest People
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Rep. Eric Burlison, a Missouri Republican serving on the House Oversight
Committee, appeared on BlazeTV’s Prime Time with Alex Stein, where he
discussed ...
1 hour ago
1 comment:
That guy is lucky--muesli would have gone clean through him.
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