This year I have been dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st Century.
I was living a 20th Century life until this year.
It only took 19 years.
My car is modern. I communicates with the mothership without my input and has a black box. I got an EZPass, too.
My two strand landline is not fiber, with a funny box in the basement. It won't work in a blackout.
And I just got a smart phone for the first time. Lemme tell you, it is easier and faster to buy a car than to buy a phone. Still haven't figured out how that all works. Like, I dunno how they are gonna bill me. But I tell you one thing. I am paying the first bill with a check.
But it's been a banner year. The Eye of Sauron is upon me. Oh it was on me before. It just had to use unusual means to watch. Preverts.
Yes, you will now be tracked where ever you go.
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