Monday, March 16, 2020

Don't Touch Your Face

Yeah, the only way I'd succeed at not touching my face would be if my hands were coated in a thick layer of something really foul, or I was wearing one of these:


1 comment:

  1. I keep Kleenex boxes everywhere. When I need to scratch my face, I grab one.

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