Yeah, the only way I'd succeed at not touching my face would be if my hands were coated in a thick layer of something really foul, or I was wearing one of these:
Helmeting These Down, Here
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From The Onion:
Winner of *The Lickspittle of the Week* award:
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I keep Kleenex boxes everywhere. When I need to scratch my face, I grab one.
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