Here is me, typing at my Remington Rand. I know many of you have wondered what I look like, so... wonder no more.
I need a haircut. It's getting long. I look like a hippy.
Remember when I told you how Breda shot me in the throat with Jay's snubbie? Well, now you know why I was unscathed.
"Don't Put It In The Paper That I Got Us Into A War"
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The United States of America both is and is not presently at war with
Iran. If you ask the Administration, someone like, oh, Vice-President
James Da...
2 hours ago
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Unscathed? there was BLOOD.
Fake blood. I did that to maintain my secret identity, Lois.
What is that on the table, quad Remingtons? You type so fast they have to be rotated to cool off?
Naturally. SUPER fast.
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