Hunting Season Approaches

And me an MBtGE are starting to plan, like it's really going to happen.

One major deficiency I need to correct... I need some form of long johns. I hate long johns. They are either too toose and clumpy or they shrink up and the gusset migrates down to knee level.

I was thinking of trying something more advanced. Like Under Armor. They even make it in woodland camo

Now that's some sexy long johns right there. But why camo it? No one will see it. If it's cold enough I will be wearing them, pant, and sweats over that.