aka:
Sergeant Fury
Johnny Bulky
Phil Suckalooski
The Punk
Big John Advocado
Irving Greasmanowitz
The Doo-Dad Daddy
Johnny Law
Johnny Rico
and... Fudgeman
(don't call him Dude, and don't call him Bingo)
He has sailed the goodship Grease off into the sunset. I will miss him, lumbering by, smelling of cheap gin, unfiltered Camel cigarettes, Aqua Velva and occasionally... methane. No longer will he be pulling me over on a routine traffic stop looking for any excuse to drag me out of the driver's side window to use his nightstick and liberally apply a wood-shampoo.
Waddle doodle daddum waddle doodle doddem day.
As they used to say, back Ol' Mexico City...
AMF! Adios, my friend.
PS. This better not be a spoof/prank by the evening drive-time DJ at 101... the wikipedia entry had the date of death as today, then removed it waiting for mainstream confirmation.
5 comments:
No WAY!!!
Bud Bud, Buddy, Budda-bud, Bud, Buddy!
What happened?!
Dunno. Hoping it's a false. A joke. A prank. Wikipedia HAD his date of death, then it didn't so... maybe something fishy is going on.
They've been eulogizing him on DC101
http://www.greaseman.org/
Haven't thought about the Greaseman in years; used to listen to him via WAPE (the Big Ape) from Jacksonville, Florida, as a high-schooler. Even back then he'd say stuff that would leave you shaking your head in disbelief.
This can't be real. They would have more information by now on how he died. It's gotta be a hoax.
KDinMD
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