Some people get peeved when a new phone book get's dropped on their door stoop. They HAVE the internet, what do they need THAT for? It's just inconvenient litter to them.
Not me. Keep em coming! When the zombocalypse comes, and the supply chain breaks down, and their Charmin is all squeezed out, THEY will have to let their fingers do the walking. I, on the other hand, have a Sears catalog style facsimile, for wipeys after my morning constitutional. Better than corn cobs.
Facts About Blue Whales
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1. A blue whale calf can be up to 26 feet long and weigh almost 4000
pounds, making it the 2nd largest baby in the world behind Donald Trump.
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Don't forget the Lugable Loo and the Big Bag of Cat Litter. THEN you're Golden!
I saved up a bunch of telephone books to make an air rifle backstop. TP is good, too.
The best Y2K joke said that if your TP was not Y2K compliant, come 1-1-00, it would think it was 1900 and become a Sears Catalog!
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