Genius

Seen on Alphecca.

Guy (DUI charge, pot growing charge, confronted his neighbor, armed, in an argument) is upset the Police won't return the guns of his that were confiscated.  So Guy posts a bounty of $1 Million on the heads of each member of the department.

I'm guess this Guy didn't have that kind of money, anyway...

Do you really want to disappoint the Sumdood that is willing to murder cops for money by not being able to pay up, I'm wondering?

(Also:  There is a Bounty section on Craiglist now?  I knew there was a Dorm Furniture section and huge Hooker section...)