Zed

Never trusted that Day by Day comic strip.  Why?  One of the characters is named 'Zed'.

Never trusted that car Tam drives.  Why?  It's monkiker is 'Zed Drei'.  That's like THREE Zeds with an German accent.  Didn't something iffy happen in that part of the world 70 or so years ago?  Anyway.

 You know WHY I don't trust em?  Zeds?  Zed is a nickname for ZOMBIE!  And, I don't know if you know this, but... I don't right cotton to Zombies much.  No, it's true.