You see, THIS is why we need CCW in Maryland.
Beaver Bites Man to Death.
Who didn't know that those damn things go right for the femoral artery? And we got LOTS of em in Maryland, trying to isolate a victim and then pounce. They're a menace! I should be able to defend myself from the toothy bastards.
DHS Cops are Goons
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One was caught kicking over a memorial candle for Renee Good.
They are all inhuman neo-Nazi thugs.
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I don't think I want my obit to say I was eaten by a beaver. There's just something about that, that isn't right.
Could it be a DNA experiment gone bad trying to make a DROP BEAVER!
In former soviet state, Beaver eats you!
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