Jobs

I was a VHS jockey
I ran the register at a convenience store
I was a mop pusher
I hauled trash
I hauled biological waster to an incinerator
I was a telephone operator
I did statitistics
I was a sailor
I was a Naval officer
I hocked kegs of beer
I BREWED the damn beer and bottled it and sold it.
I supported software
I sold software on commission
I was a system administrator
And I played that funky music.

Til I died.