President Logic Fallacy

I refuse to choose between these two horrible unacceptable things that no one was actually contemplating, and I choose a third way that is bad for you but I like it.

Well, they may say that, but these experts I know say they are wrong.

Now excuse me while I light up these giant strawmen.

I am of the opinion that if you listen to the president speak he is 2 sentences or less away from a fallacy that he will be earnest to convey.