I had a dream that jet packs were a thing.
It's 2020 after all.
Everyone had them, they were infallible and safe, and were relatively short ranged. If your office was 3/4 of a mile way? You could commute to work. Let it charge for 7 hours, commute home.
So what did people use it for? To get from the front door of their office building to the top deck of their parking garage, a quarter mile away. Then walk down the ramp to your car. That's it. That's the utility. We waited this long to get jet packs and we only use em to save 5 minutes of walking. We are all gonna get too fat to use our jet packs.
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Wall-E is the future man. Fat people in carts driving everywhere.
New Things do not always converge on the utility that was originally planned of them.
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