Egghead

Another egghead trying to tell us the threat from Zombies is overblown... 

Actually, I've half reviewed this guy's book already.  The link above is to an interview of the author.

It seems to me, whenever we listened to the eggheads in the 20th Century, we ended up with another abattoir.  Better to stick with listening to 18th C intellectuals whose names don't rhyme with "Vamoose, Joe!"

And the founding fathers knew what to do with zombies.  It's why you never hear about any outbreaks in the 1790s in this country.