History's Greatest Monster

I remember when Jimmy Carter was attacked by that rabbit.  I was made to understand, then, that the President was in a canoe.  Turns out that wasn't the case, but I can be excused as they didn't release any pictures, back then, to my knowledge. 

It was a dory.

If president Obama get's attacked by something at Martha's Vineyard, I am imagining it will be a horseshoe crab.  He'll look silly fending off the prehistoric beastie, but not as bad as Jimmy did.  That's my guess.