Here's your sign, numbnuts. Take a few pics of the apex that will eat you in the near future.
Wanna know how to tell the difference between a wild bear, which can be super dangerous, and a tame bear, which is perfectly safe? A wild bear looks like an animal. A tame bear looks invisible. Or like a plush toy. Because there is no such thing!
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Back about the time when Timothy Treadwell found his last, best place in the food chain, someone explained that bears don't generally attack unless provoked.
And provocation is determined solely by the bear.
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