"Suspect allegedly shot someone with shotgun shell filled with breakfast cereal."
Big long story omitting crucial info.
What KIND of cereal? It's the most important detail the reader wants to know. Captain Crunch would be as deadly a #4 Goose Shot.
Oh wait, read to the end. It was Rice Krispies. My bad.
Ford Woody found on hangar deck of U.S.S Yorktown
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Wow:
A remotely operated vehicle exploration of the wreck of the USS Yorktown, a
U.S. Navy aircraft carrier sunk in the Battle of Midway, has found a 194...
4 hours ago
1 comment:
That guy is lucky--muesli would have gone clean through him.
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