"Suspect allegedly shot someone with shotgun shell filled with breakfast cereal."
Big long story omitting crucial info.
What KIND of cereal? It's the most important detail the reader wants to know. Captain Crunch would be as deadly a #4 Goose Shot.
Oh wait, read to the end. It was Rice Krispies. My bad.
Trump Piles Illegality Upon Illegality
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President Trump said he plans to pay for controversial pro-Trump television
ads using funds from his MAGA Inc. super PAC rather than the federal
governme...
3 hours ago
1 comment:
That guy is lucky--muesli would have gone clean through him.
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