I have a modest proposal. Now hear me out.
California wants out of the Union. Calexit. And good riddance from the other 48 states (I never recognized Missouri.)
But, Cali owes the rest of us a lotta money in their huge deficits, but has no industry or commodities extraction to speak of anymore to pay it back. Mining, oil extraction, even their farms are hard hit. Plus they are trying to build a very expensive worthless choo choo and fund other boondoggle. AND they will need to buy their water and electricity from the USA.
What do?
Well, they DO have their fair share of young attractive women.
If they secede they don't take the Constitution with them, and prolly wouldn't want to. There is no 2nd, 13th, and 19th Amendments in the new country they make. And they LOVE state control of economy. Just tap their resource and rent out the services of those attractive women on a limited time basis. Pure profit as they don't have to pay the ladies anything but sustenance. And who is to stop them? The men won't want to and would probably vote appropriately. And couldn't resist without firearms anyway.
It's wins all around for everyone.
Well, except....
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Last time I looked, CA pays far more in taxes to Uncle Sam than it gets back.
Be careful what you wish for.
Alternate proposal: Let Cali secede. Cut off all water. Bomb the power plants. Blow the dams. Blockade all highways, railways, and ports.
Wait 90 days.
March in with the entire US military. Shoot anyone still standing. Level any town that resists. Forcibly deport survivors to Mexico.
Build the wall. Repopulate and rebuild.
Pays more to the federal gummint than it get's back? When it secedes it STILL will, don't worry.
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