Friday, January 8, 2021

Even If

 Even if the home invaders I dispatched with a stab to the guts were known violent robbers that had left a trail of victims from every home they crashed, I still would rather not explain to a jury why I dispatched them with a razor sharp gladius.  I can see all 12 pairs of eyes squinting at me even now.



3 comments:

Ritchie said...

Well, ya know, if it happens after 9 PM that's supposed to be quiet time, and the sticker is good for that, as opposed to a gladius ignitus, unless it has a really good muffler.

Borepatch said...

Maybe you can quote Virgil: Degeneres animos timor arguit.

(Fear is the proof of the degenerate mind)

That's do the trick.

TheAxe said...

Apparently Hopkins students have a habit of using Katanas.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/hopkins-student-stops-kills-thief-with-samurai-sword/1845515/

https://nypost.com/1999/11/30/college-student-kills-intruder-with-samurai-sword/