7 Zombie Weapons

That can get you killed, from Cracked.  Listed:

1. Shotgun (finally!  someone is listening...)
2. Flamethrower
3. Lawnmower
4. Tesla Ball (?!)
5. Kung Fu
6. Katana (pick something that has utility beyond head lopping.  Like a Kabar Kukri)
7. Chainsaw

What else to add...