Organic

Good point.  Plastic is Organic.  It's got carbon in it.

Therefore your Glock is organic.

What are you, some kinda soap dodgin' HIPPY?  A a swampy commune-dwelling tree hugger?  Get a gun made from mined materials.

Wait... oh crap.  The grips are made from wood.  That's organic.  What about micarta?  Lots of organic materials in there, you'd have to have a lot more sourcing control to eliminate tree based products, or coal or oil based carbon materials in the resin or fibers.

Dang.  That makes me a dirty hippy, too, I guess....

OH CRAP!  Steel has carbon in it.  It's organic too.