"The U.S. stands on the precipice of a financial disaster, and Congress has done nothing but bicker. Of course, I refer to the coming day when the undead walk the earth, feasting on the living. A zombie apocalypse will create an urgent need for significant government revenues to protect the living, while at the same time rendering a large portion of the taxpaying public dead or undead. The government’s failure to anticipate or plan for this eventuality could cripple its ability to respond effectively, putting us all at risk."
To be confident and competent enough with a rifle to be able to hit anything I can see in a Jovian Thunderbolt kind of way.
To be able to defend myself with a handgun.
To perhaps harvest some tasty venison with either a rifle or a shotgun, any skin or antler is just a nice bonus, here.
And, if necessary: To Defend the Ramparts of Democracy from a Level 4 Zombie Outbreak or against the Jacobin, Rampaging, Godless, Red-Commie Hordes (or their modern equivalent.)
"You never select a shotgun as your primary anti-zombie firearm. It's great for onesy twosey, but zombies travel in hordes. The reload time is onerous, and the ammo, while effective, is heavy and bulky and short ranged."
Big Mistake for Her
If Ginsberg had let Scalia put the words "strict scrutiny" in Heller and Hillary said "Gun control is just not going to be a priority for my administration," Hillary would have been elected President.
People I Hit F5 on all day, hoping for more content...
Wasn't That Fun?
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There I was yesterday, with a distressingly swollen and tender shin,
lurid bruising extending down to my foot, concerned I might have cracked
the bone...
Friday Fundamentals – Terminology
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#fridayfundamentals In reply to the Back to Basics WheelgunWednesday post,
a pertinent question came up. “I was ‘hammering’ instead of firing a
‘controlled...
Brr...
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I somehow ended up out from under the covers last night, and just to make
it worse, the legs on my pyjama bottoms had ridden up nearly to my knees.
So I la...
Speaking of Evolution
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Quote of the Day Scientists have observed a once-in-a-billion-years
evolutionary event as they’ve witnessed the phenomenon of primary
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Weekend Knowledge Dump- April 26, 2024
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Knowledge to make your life better. If you have some free time, check out
some of these links this weekend. Old Age And Cunning … The most common
demogra...
The New Resistance to the 2A
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You can see the resistance is shaping up around “sensitive places” doctrine
and “good moral character.” I remember seeing a comment from Prof. Adam
Winkler...
For A Friend...
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Folks, I'm breaking my over-a-year-long streak of not posting because I
have some sad news. Someone that I consider a good friend, Chance over at
SayUncle,...
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
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"The U.S. stands on the precipice of a financial disaster, and Congress has done nothing but bicker. Of course, I refer to the coming day when the undead walk the earth, feasting on the living. A zombie apocalypse will create an urgent need for significant government revenues to protect the living, while at the same time rendering a large portion of the taxpaying public dead or undead. The government’s failure to anticipate or plan for this eventuality could cripple its ability to respond effectively, putting us all at risk."
The Welfare State...
Dead Undead - you can not claim all the people you have eaten as dependents.
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