Some of you are probably wondering why I haven’t posted a review of Zombieland, the movie, yet.
It’s because I haven’t seen it. And I’m not gonna go to the theater to see it.
Think about it. That’s what the zombies WANT you to do. You’re in a crowded, dark room with limited access to exits. Chock filled with panicky civilians. It’s a death trap! A half dozen undead children could control a room full of 400 and treat it as a great big smorgasbord. Instead of buying popcorn on your way in, you would do them a great favor by just soaking in marinade before you left the house and then pour that butter-esque tropical-oil corn-topping over your head there at the movie house.
It’s already on the Netflix queue. I’ll watch it, from the safety of my bunker, when the DVD comes out.
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