Bill's fault

There were no school shootings until Clinton came along and insisted schools are be Victim-Disarmament Zones, back in 1994.  Or actually 1990?  Dang.  Papa Bush.  Then... school shootings.  You know who else disarmed his future victims?  HITLER!

I guess Clinton just hates school kids.  Or Bush Sr.  Or,Shotgun Joe.  Bill George and Joe.  All Hitlery.  Hitleresque.  Pseudo-Hitlers.  Hitlerish.  WHATEVER.

What?  That argument makes as much sense as anything coming from the left does on this issue.