#9: Mosin-Nagant M44
#7: Swiss K31 Carbine.
#5: Smith & Wesson Model 29
#3: Remington 870
#2: Colt Model 1911A1 .45 ACP
#1: Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle
They're all ok. I guess.
I have one. A 1911. That's fine. Most of main guns are manlier than most of the others listed above.
AR-15? Hmph. The M-14/M1A model craps bigger than them.
SMLE? That's alright, if you can't get your hands on a Springfield '03. I guess if you were just out of a recovery ward at a hospital the Enfield would be a good choice, but only until you are stronger and eating solid food.
And 870 shotty is ok if can't get your hands on a Browning Auto-5 pattern. Even better, one made by a Muhrican company like Remington Model 11.
What else... Hmmm... Let's see. Oh yes! I have a GARAND. Killed more Nazis, Tojos, and Commies than all the other guns on that list, combined. That's a fact. You can take my word on it. (Don't check too close or you might see some confusing and misleading statistics about the Mosin killing Nazis, or the SMLE killing Nazis... Sure. But not Nazis-Tojos-Commies...)
So call me when you want to put away your Lincoln Logs and Tinkertoys and want to play a man's game... have a man's conversation... ~yawn~
[now if you are giving AWAY any of those guns and need a deserving soul to offer them to as gifts, well look no further!]