Now you've done it. All that twitting on Tweeter. The Library of Congress is preserving every single one. So all those times you posted, "I'm pooping now! That's a load off. Literally." will be preserved in perpetuity. Archived forever.
[I weep for civilization.]
Now You Wait Just One Ding-Danged Minute... - Sam Clemens and those fellows were *what?* (From the Wikipedia article on Samuel Langhorne Clemens, an original work by "*Will Murray (Willscrlt...
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