Now you've done it. All that twitting on Tweeter. The Library of Congress is preserving every single one. So all those times you posted, "I'm pooping now! That's a load off. Literally." will be preserved in perpetuity. Archived forever.
[I weep for civilization.]
Browncoat Publishing Company - *I have to get a new "author picture" for my next book to my publisher in two weeks. I have one where I look like a very distinguished but pretty author....
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