Now you've done it. All that twitting on Tweeter. The Library of Congress is preserving every single one. So all those times you posted, "I'm pooping now! That's a load off. Literally." will be preserved in perpetuity. Archived forever.
[I weep for civilization.]
Great Balls of . . . . . Pancake Batter? - There's nothing that says "easy dinner before I wrestle the giant turkey while Jim waits in the safety of the jeep" like balls of dough covered in lingonb...
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