Sunrise in the Washington DC Metropolitan area was 85 degrees. Usual DC humidity applies throughout the summer, so that is just shy of 99.72%. Giving us a heat index, when it's still a little dark out, of... lessee... carry the 2... aha! It feels like 138 degrees out. Celsius, I believe.
I hope it's not hot where you are, and wish for cooler weather soon. For all the good wishing will do. I can wish in one hand and poop in the other and see which fills up first.
The Missus has a pretty nasty stomache bug - And by "pretty nasty" I'll just elide the details, if you don't mind. But she's up to the toast and seltzer stage, so *Excelsior!*
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